How the Beijing Olympics Logo was invented
May 8th, 2008 | by sour |Greetings,
This is the politically correct method that China used to create the Beijing Olympics Logo. First, find a convict that’s sentenced to the death penalty and pin them against a wall in front of the firing squad.
Now, using the Firing Squad, shoot the convict directly in the middle of his/her body, make sure you spill as much blood as possible.
As the convict is dying, allow him to slowly slide down and you will find that the Beijing logo will begin to appear.
The convict will soon die, if you have a few surgeons by your side then you will be able to extract the body for parts and sell them on the black market.
And there we have it, the Official Beijing Olympics Logo for 2008. See.. Communism does work.
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By lolololololl on Jul 22, 2008
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLL
By darcy on Jul 24, 2008
huh wat the fuk
By Iraqan on Aug 2, 2008
Think about people in Iraq…, what Americans did?? That is what should be blamed first
By sour on Aug 4, 2008
Iraqan what does that have to do with the price of rice?
By Fan Shei Mei on Aug 9, 2008
That’s not a joke. They actually did that. I know one of the Chinese guys that shot the Tibetan dude to make that logo.
By fuck u!!! go CHina!! on Aug 12, 2008
fucking who ever put that on there!
just beacau u r jealous at olympic can’t held up whereever u from!!
do u know whats that sign means?!
those army people fucked ur face4!!!
if China is the army who created this sign, then u are the one who die for it!
GO!!! CHINA!!!
CHINA!!!ROCKS!!!!
Yours Sencerly,
fuck u!!! go CHina!!
By sour on Aug 12, 2008
Actually I am from Tibet, how does this make you feel?
By China suckz! on Aug 13, 2008
i woodt b suprised if dats how day got it! they r soooo crule to there people! havn da olympics in china was such a bad idear! its just reopend the case of how crule day r to their people! china sukz! i hope more people relise dat!
By China is So0o0o0 rong!! on Aug 13, 2008
China is So0o0o0 rong!!
DONT PLAY GAMES WITH PEOPLES RITES!!!:(
It rong and sad so dont make a joke of it and the people that do are rong sick people that need to get over them selfs!!
China should not be holding the games!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:(
By Street on Aug 14, 2008
Why are you so prejudice against the chinese people. Are you also telling me that the americans that are bombing and killing the Afganhistan and Iraq are right. Just because they are american that you do not have to talk about thier actions!!!!
I really wonder if you even understand the concept of Human Right.
By your face is bullshit on Aug 17, 2008
YOU CHINESE HATERSSSS haha
fuck you and this picture and fuck your future kids they will die for having the wackest likes of you
By James on Aug 19, 2008
Actually the olympics WERE held where i’m from, not that long ago either, and i’m pretty sure there weren’t any riots at ours.
Only at chinas.
By Team USA on Aug 21, 2008
hey “fuck u!!! go CHina!! ” go jack off
By c on Aug 21, 2008
Ok, historically speaking, it’s no worse than Germany, Russia, or even the US holding the games. The 2000 games were held by Australia, who still treat the aborigines like shit. Hell, the 2010 games are being held by the UK, and up until the mid 20th century they were a pretty virulent colonial power. Since when does hosting the Olympics denote any kind of moral superiority?
By China suks! on Aug 22, 2008
Ok everyone has strong apins on this subjet an everyone has a rite 4 dat but thos suporting china wach da news or do some resurch coz china has bein hiding a LOT of things an mayb u need 2 rethk a litle bit b4 u start aguing with people and remember its not the only bad thing happning in the world rite now!!!
By Elisa on Aug 23, 2008
That makes sence but how does it neaten up after he/shde is dead?
But it was still great
By Nik on Aug 25, 2008
My congratulation with gold’s second place on Olympic Games. Volleyball team was the best!
By m on Aug 27, 2008
the world is a tough place to live in, why can’t people try to see the best in others?
this is obviously not the truth, you have no idea what that symbol is from right?
the history behind that symbol? the artistic expression intended
how you interprete that is just rude, it’s like accusing guilty without giving a sentence
this is just the same as what many many other coutries did during revolution, there has to be loss to have gains, it’s not fair to pin the loss and some unjust on every glorifying thing the country is trying to do.
ok you’re from tibet, then get over yourself, please! if it’s intended tibet be freed, it will, this doesn’t help your case. It places you as a even more immature group of the society that is china.
By sour on Aug 27, 2008
uhh, how about you go eat a dog and get over yourself.
how it’s been interpreted is up to the interpreter, or haven’t you heard of the concept freedom of speech? if you don’t like it then you don’t have to come here, but I encourage you to stay, at least for my own amusement.
ok so you’re admitting that you’re in a revolution, and that’s your justification for slaughtering monks?
You need to pull your head out of your ass and smell the roses… or did pollution destroy florna also?