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		<title>SPOTTED: Darth Vader celebrates World Youth Day in Sydney</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 07:29:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First Darth Vader was spotted collecting water while taking a bath at the beach, now he is spotted at World Youth Day in Sydney, could this be some sort of evidence that he is attempting to create his own holy water, is he trying to take sides in a holy war? is Christianity really the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Environmentalists: Unstable Freaks.</title>
		<link>http://www.eatlard.com/2008/06/environmentalists-unstable-freaks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 06:24:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Close your eyes and let your imagination take you away to a pristine wonderland of fire flies and protest marches. Where all people are treated kindly, and greeted with a friendly Elven melody and picnic by the lake. The primary goals of this mystical society are to worship squirrels and consume seaweed, and everyone walks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Gambling: Domain of the mouse-minded.</title>
		<link>http://www.eatlard.com/2008/06/gambling-domain-of-the-mouse-minded/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 05:54:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kids need to learn more about life at a younger age. That&#8217;s why I want them to serve as croupiers in casinos. Gambling can teach a kid wonderful things about life, such as the fact that your entire destiny is cruelly based on some random chance. Ethiopian kids will be able to put their lives [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Darth Vader takes a Bath.</title>
		<link>http://www.eatlard.com/2008/06/darth-vader-takes-a-bath/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 05:54:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was sent an email by an Eat Lard follower with the following image.

Quality..
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		<title>FUCTIONARY - Complete online dirty proverb dictionary.</title>
		<link>http://www.eatlard.com/2008/06/fuctionary-complete-online-dirty-proverb-dictionary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 08:07:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fuctionary.com - ever heard of the term Bait n Tackle? according to the recent discoveries at Fuctionary.com, the sailors from the old Navy days used this one. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill itcompletely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How the Beijing Olympics Logo was invented</title>
		<link>http://www.eatlard.com/2008/05/how-the-beijing-olympics-logo-was-invented/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 21:07:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greetings,
This is the politically correct method that China used to create the Beijing Olympics Logo. First, find a convict that&#8217;s sentenced to the death penalty and pin them against a wall in front of the firing squad.

Now, using the Firing Squad, shoot the convict directly in the middle of his/her body, make sure you spill [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to install a car Air Conditioner Unit</title>
		<link>http://www.eatlard.com/2008/05/how-to-install-a-car-air-conditioner-unit/</link>
		<comments>http://www.eatlard.com/2008/05/how-to-install-a-car-air-conditioner-unit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 20:30:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Don&#8217;t you hate it when you spend over 10 hours doing something, and the next day you find out that you&#8217;re doing it all wrong and you could of saved alot of time and money? well a few weeks ago I was replacing my air conditioner unit from my car, unfortunately there wasn&#8217;t that much [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blogging: It&#8217;s for Lard Arses.</title>
		<link>http://www.eatlard.com/2008/04/blogging-its-for-lard-arses/</link>
		<comments>http://www.eatlard.com/2008/04/blogging-its-for-lard-arses/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:13:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of the hippest new trends amongst complete fucking tools is to keep a blog with all your suicidal thoughts in it. Blogs are bullshit diaries where some pussy cries about how lame his day was, and how much he hates his life&#8230; meanwhile, we&#8217;re supposed to read this load of turd every day and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>telemarketers: To be considered foxes, and therefore hunted.</title>
		<link>http://www.eatlard.com/2008/04/telemarketers-to-be-considered-foxes-and-therefore-hunted/</link>
		<comments>http://www.eatlard.com/2008/04/telemarketers-to-be-considered-foxes-and-therefore-hunted/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 01:13:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Overall, the telephone has proven to be a pretty useful invention, but it&#8217;s become clear that some categories of people should just be fucking banned from using it. These people have proven time and again that they are annoying losers, who need to be shot in the heart. It&#8217;s pretty obvious that I&#8217;m talking about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mr. Miyagi: He will kick your ass.</title>
		<link>http://www.eatlard.com/2008/04/mr-miyagi-he-will-kick-your-ass/</link>
		<comments>http://www.eatlard.com/2008/04/mr-miyagi-he-will-kick-your-ass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 22:02:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today we investigate the life of government strongman Mr. Miyagi. Mr. Miyagi is known to have killed at least 94 bad guys in his life and also has won a medal for being an alcoholic. Other achievements of Mr. Miyagi include inventing karate and Japan.
Mr. Miyagi can solve all problems. Even problems which involve nuclear [...]]]></description>
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